Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

Zoidberger

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.

by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.

Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013

Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.

John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious

by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

zoidberg

A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever!

Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"

Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"

by superraiden0 February 8, 2006

Zoidberging

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.

Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!

by Wombatish July 3, 2010

the zoidberg

See the spunk shuffle

When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her

His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning

I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.

by Jamie Foxall March 1, 2008