douche wazzle

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

by Tony Dinatale December 2, 2003

wazzle-juice

A colloquial term for an alcoholic beverage commonly used by Australian ex-patriots in America

"I was skulling the wazzle-juice last night and got right spiffed."

by Walkabout February 20, 2014

Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

Snizzle Wazzle

An attractive phallic object, often used in situations where magic is otherwise involved.

"Oh my, now there's a nice snizzle wazzle."

by quetf November 13, 2006

Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003

flop wazzled

A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.

I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck

by BTK29 October 7, 2017

Wazzle dazzle

When you pee and do jazz hands

Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?

by Yes_sir December 30, 2021