Vertigo Stick

1. See disco stick

2. Penis, as popularized by Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance"

"I want your psycho,
Your vertigo stick,
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick"

by Fame Monster November 11, 2009

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

by Sefff October 20, 2008

Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster

“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo”

by adv7 December 14, 2019

Dick vertigo

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 02, 2011

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

by ladeebug June 23, 2007