by Shwanz1964 August 17, 2012
An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.
I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.
Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
by Steve the Mad Man January 3, 2006
The Columbian VCR occurs when a man, often desperately in need of sexual release and his hand just doesn't fulfill his sexual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his cock and thrusts it into his old VCR because he can't get any actual pussy. And in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the VCR and so he has to try the eject button which fucks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his penis from the mechanical abyss of the VCR, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(Guy) Im pretty horny, and the bitches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { * Inserts dick into VCR * } Oh yeah, thats nice!!! Oh, shit!!! My dick is stuck. { * Calls Paramedics * )
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.
(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
by Bill Tremonti April 28, 2011
stupid videos on youtube, usually by stupid frat brats who think they should destroy a VCR, usually a high end one, and post it on youtube. Usually done in an attempt to look cool and rip on will it blend? and be popularz,or to look cool by destroying something that can destroy itself. Usually, after the camera stops, they go and bust their manginas and fantasize about dicks in their assholes. Can apply to any video about several people destroying stuff that is probably stolen and excessive frat talk.
"This is a 1987 sharp VCR, sturdy build, and hard as my dick. We're going to open it up by smashing it randomly"
could of used that screwdriver they had up their ass!
what are you watching?
VCR Destruction. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup!
could of used that screwdriver they had up their ass!
what are you watching?
VCR Destruction. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup!
by Koopenstein Monster May 17, 2010
When someone uses a camera to film or photograph another screen instead of transferring the image properly. E.g. using a phone to film the TV, or to take photos of photos displayed on another phone. Usually done by people without the knowledge of how to transfer files.
Mate- that vid looks shit- did you Redneck VCR that?
Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?
Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?
by Rastas Watermelon May 22, 2018
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