A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
Get the Two shits and a Fuckmug. Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
by Chris Searle January 03, 2008
Get the Jimmy two Shitsmug. by readme.rtf November 11, 2020
Get the Master Two Shitsmug. An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
by Shmopho September 01, 2008
Get the Thick as two shitsmug. When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"
Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"
Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."
Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."
by Jacko Striker March 07, 2009
Get the Flip two shitsmug. Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!
Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!
Person A: Two shits and a fuck!
Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!
Person A: Two shits and a fuck!
by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009
Get the Two shits and a fuckmug. by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011
Get the don't give two shitsmug.