Congress

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.

Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."

by TBRADNC June 28, 2013

Congress

To have sex

"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."

by DeimosDaWiz May 8, 2023

Congress

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018

Congress

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.

Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.

by uuuuuuuuggggg November 6, 2013

Congress

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

by Twist3dginger July 8, 2018

Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013