Maple Leaf Rag

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

by amfv September 25, 2009

maple leaf salutation

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.

"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."

by J. Q. Faskesbury III October 8, 2009

Toronto maple leafs

They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.

Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more

Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.

by Austinomino June 15, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.

by DVDGuy September 11, 2008

Toronto Maple Leaf

When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.

Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird

by King_Fishy January 30, 2021

Toronto Maple Leafs

A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.

Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".

by Seamus McClannnnnnahan May 6, 2007

toronto maple leafs

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.

Common usage in conversation:
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."

by Janko April 13, 2004