hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

hobbit

A penis especially when in a flaccid state.

You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !

by Tramp120 November 08, 2009

Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

by xXx_MLGNOSCOPERMLG_xXx September 09, 2014

a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.

Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits

by phi December 05, 2004

hobbit

A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).

A: He's a fucking pussy!
B: No, worse... I'd say he's a hobbit.

by marquisdesade January 13, 2008

hobbit

an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.

"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."

by MAJQ September 18, 2008

hobbiting

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

by JeanClaudePignut April 08, 2009