taking the hobbits to isengard 

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

taking the hobbits to isengard by treydawg July 3, 2007

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard 

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

The Hobitaille 

The act of taking your girl from behind in the washroom, dunking her head in the toilet, flushing and then blowing your load in her face.

That bitch got "The Hobitaille" so bad she looks like Niagara Falls.

The Hobitaille by John Browning April 19, 2007

taking the hobbits to isengard 

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

taking the hobbits to isengard by werango June 9, 2023

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

There taking the hobbits to Isengard by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

Take the hobbits to isenguard 

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

Take the hobbits to isenguard by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

The Hobbie Realms 

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)

The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

The Hobbie Realms by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004