is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.
by spoliarium2k20 January 26, 2020
An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.
There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!
by BuddyHemlock March 6, 2011
by dgh12 October 2, 2021
The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.
James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
by rossandjames69 January 16, 2011
After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube
Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!
by Boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 19, 2017
Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.
by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018