A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)
by Dude May 27, 2004
A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.
by smallFry May 11, 2015
It's just a shithole, mate. Don't even bother coming here. Like serious, I've had to put up with living here for my entire life, and it has not been a fun time. Anyway, why are you even thinking of coming here? Out of all the places such as London, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Leeds etc, you chose Telford?! Are you out of your fucking mind?! If I was your dad, I'd disown you already.
Fucking pleb.
Fucking pleb.
"Telford is such a shithole"
"I hate living in Telford. Everybody is either doing up crack, or drinking."
"I hate living in Telford. Everybody is either doing up crack, or drinking."
by YourMum'sTampon September 9, 2020