One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
by Liverwiz April 6, 2007
The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
by D_T_Le July 26, 2009
1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.
Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!
by firahz February 16, 2005
1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.
by Nathan M. February 15, 2005
I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.
Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.
by hownowmscow March 1, 2011
A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.
Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."
Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009
1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."
2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."
3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."
3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 26, 2011