Girls that hangout with everybody and anybody; possibly the most unreliable people you can kick it with. They have no ties to anyone except the other tag along hoes they roll with. Don't bother making plans with these girls because they'll leave you to be with another crew in a heartbeat.
Eric: "Hey, weren't you hanging out with Emily and her friends last night?"
Ray: "Yeah, up until we ran into some old ass dudes at the basketball game. As soon as those tag along hoes heard the word 'alcohol' they vanished."
Ray: "Yeah, up until we ran into some old ass dudes at the basketball game. As soon as those tag along hoes heard the word 'alcohol' they vanished."
by Loaferman January 10, 2011
by bruddah greg August 20, 2007
The tag along fatty is the big girl in the group of skanky, haughty, and downgrade-esque burlesque-esque of girls.
She's the fat one that eats all of the food that the anorexites and the leader don't want to consume. She doesn't really help the situation; she's sort of a benign tumor.
Sometimes referred to as taf.
She's the fat one that eats all of the food that the anorexites and the leader don't want to consume. She doesn't really help the situation; she's sort of a benign tumor.
Sometimes referred to as taf.
"Hey, Sandie, eat this chocolate cake for me?"
"Sure, Margaret! Gotta' keep your figure! *snort*"
Three girls are sitting in Starbucks.
"OHMIGOZ!! They put extra whipped cream on this frappacino. Hey, Taffies (The Tag Along Fatty's nickname), eat this shit up."
"Okay. *self conscience*"
"Hey, George."
"Yo wuttup Bill?"
"See those hot chicks?"
"Heh, you can go for the Tag Along Fatty. You get any weight on your shoulders with that relationship! Ha!"
"Bill that was an awful pun."
"Sorry, giggalo."
"Sure, Margaret! Gotta' keep your figure! *snort*"
Three girls are sitting in Starbucks.
"OHMIGOZ!! They put extra whipped cream on this frappacino. Hey, Taffies (The Tag Along Fatty's nickname), eat this shit up."
"Okay. *self conscience*"
"Hey, George."
"Yo wuttup Bill?"
"See those hot chicks?"
"Heh, you can go for the Tag Along Fatty. You get any weight on your shoulders with that relationship! Ha!"
"Bill that was an awful pun."
"Sorry, giggalo."
by Deesh November 5, 2006
A lesbian that likes to tag along with a group of people in social situations without asking or being invited. They are often considered annoying and are frequently made fun of behind thier back.
Charlie- Im excited to go to the pool!
Ryan- It wont be so much fun because Margret is coming.
Charlie- Margret??? Who invited her?!?
Ryan- No one, because she's a tag along lesbian.
Ryan- It wont be so much fun because Margret is coming.
Charlie- Margret??? Who invited her?!?
Ryan- No one, because she's a tag along lesbian.
by that thing on drew brees' face June 4, 2010
A person who is to clingy and annoying and seems to follow you every where you go. Someone who doesn't understand the meaning of "get lost". Even when you purposely get lost in a crowded shopping center they still seem to find you. Most times the tag along elmo is hyper- emo and they can't stand walking past a HOT TOPIC store with out going in. They are generally pop punk rejects that are in the 13 to 18 age bracket that hate themselves and the idea of joy. They always mooch cash off of their older sibling or friends that are either working or recieving unemployment checks. A Tag along elmo will tell one really good joke to a friend then will fallow it up with numerous shitty jokes and puns that in their minds they think are funny.
When ever I get my pay check my sister turns into a fuckin' tag along elmo, that is until i'm out cash does she leave. I just a got a raise at burger king and now my brother insist's on going shopping this weekend. hey dude look at that crowd of tag along elmo's in front of starbucks. HOT TOPIC is having a new shipment of TWILIGHT merchandise coming in, buy what you want now because the tag along elmo's are getting out of school soon
by king incest October 20, 2009
Your such a tag along friend.
by ¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿£ July 1, 2014
A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.
Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!
by euDoK1d July 11, 2008