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Indian Tech Support 

The bitches on the phone that try to steal all of your personal information by deceiving you into thinking they will actually fix your broken computer.
Indian person: Hello this is Indian Tech Support how may I help you?

person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.

Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.

person: Fuck.
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tech support 

People that live in India, Indians.
"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."
tech support by Ford February 19, 2005

tech support 

the people that help with ID "10" T errors
people that are dumb call tech support
tech support by Dave April 6, 2004

Parental Tech Support 

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
Parental Tech Support by crank December 13, 2004

Proximity Tech Support 

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

Windows Tech Support 

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

tech support 

n. elaborate or deceptive underwiring in intimate garments.
Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
tech support by gnostic1 September 19, 2010