A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego April 1, 2018
by KrabbyPatty1999 January 1, 2021
I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
by Jason5star January 1, 2011
when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009
"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
by Steve Tuesday June 1, 2015
Squidward
by Negro Testies September 7, 2019
by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013