A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.
by ElawnMosk November 30, 2019
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A hoover made just for spiders. It doesn't harm them and it can be used as a little house.
This little hoover will come in handy when there's a spider about.

It succs spooders any size but just be wise.

Succ them spooders good
Help there is a spider....

No need to fear super spooder succ is here!
by God of succ November 16, 2017
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another word for retard, or an absolute dickfaced fucker who thinks they can do anything. typically fat gingers
that kid right there is a real spooder man
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A spooder is a dangerous and/or a beautiful spider
Oh look a Black Widow Spooder !
by Jadh August 16, 2019
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Spooder: A small man that is capable of producing a small “yarn like” cord from their genitals.
Man look at that spooder! It’s jacking up a storm
by Mr. Inpurtationing March 13, 2019
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When Spoony and Duder go off and do things.
OMG look at all of that Spooder! I guess Duder and Spoony were here.
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Person 1: hey have you watched spooder womans newest video?
Person 2: haha yeah
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