shortee 

originated in Mexico with the birth of a Princess. The word means short, intelligent, affectionate girl with all the characteristics of a princess.

you tupid shortee :-D

shortee by anonymous tupid April 16, 2005

showerer 

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009

Wayne Shorter 

Probably the greatest Jazz composer in history. Wayne Shorter is an outstanding jazz saxophonist who was in the legendary quintet with Miles Davis, Ron Carter, Tony Williams, and Herbie Hancock

"Wayne Shorter is the man! I love some of his compositions such as 'E.S.P.,' 'Footprints,' and 'Dolores'

Wayne Shorter by Jimmy Spitabbible July 25, 2010

shortbread fever 

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by thatdude33 November 3, 2010

hog shortery 

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

hog shortery by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

Sorcerer 

The Sorcerer is one of the most powerful classes of magic-wielders. Like the wizard, they too use a staff as an outlet of their powers. They are best known for their lack of patience, and laziness, and the ability to solve any problem with an energy blast.

The Sorcerer lost his patience and fried his client.

Sorcerer by Detranova August 4, 2003