Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

by peet October 19, 2003

Scooter

A fun 'toy' for small children and teens, if you can call it a 'toy' but it has a extremely bad dark side of this object, now this 'object' is pretty fun to ride around on pause, but you ever just grab your scooter and swing it? But you don't want to actually hurt yourself but it doesn't anyways straight PURE pain on your ankle. Forget breaking bones or giving birth now this is the worst thing for anybody if you have felt that you know that the scooter is built of STRONG MATERIAL THAT IS BUILT TO PURE SEND STRAIGHT STRONG PAIN WAVES THROUGH OUT YOUR LEG IF YOU SWING IT!

Me: Hey, you ever feel the pain of a scooter my guy? Friend: Of course forget birth that HURTS!!

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

Scooter

1) A very small penis and/or scrotum.
2) Appears to be that of a 8 year old boy's genitalia.
3) "Lil'" is often used before "Scooter" to make the phrase "Lil' Scooter"

Eroca laughed when she saw Tony's lil' 1 inch scooter

by Diego January 17, 2003

Scooter

When one profusely throws up projectiles in such a way as to shoot straight out all over someone elses faces and clothes.

That guy just scootered all over you.

by wvboy September 17, 2006

Scooter

A pony tail. Just like the show Cousin Skeeter, you know. he was a chicken head

Hey, Scooter, nice scooter.

by GiadaDelauretiis November 24, 2007

Scooter

A scooter is a object that you put both feet on and you push with one feet at a time

Scooters are cool

by Homie mal April 7, 2017

Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

by Merkin September 13, 2005