Samuel L. Jackson 

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

Samuel L. Jackson by James Lowe December 17, 2004

samuel l. jackson 

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.

Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

samuel l. jackson by sundarasundara August 1, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson 

The black guy

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!

Samuel L. Jackson by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa November 6, 2015

Samuel L. Jackson 

The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration

What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?

Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.

Samuel L. Jackson by stinger98249 June 17, 2008

Samuel L. Jackson 

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

Samuel L. Jackson by b_mackin August 3, 2011

Samuel L. Jackson 

verb. To smoke nearly an entire cigarette in one 9 second breath, leaving the ash fully intact.

Dude! You Samuel L. Jackson'd that cigarette! I still have 3/4 of mine left!

Samuel L. Jackson by adoublearonn June 20, 2011

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club 

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club by Anynomus February 26, 2004