Rule 2

People are lazy.

Player 1: Nobody turned up to help me move home!
Person 2: Rule 2.

by dennymeta October 4, 2010

RULE #2

Rule #2 in a marching band:
Don't suck.

If you break rule #2, you'd better be quitting band.

by Aralyn January 7, 2008

Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

by Comic shane July 27, 2019

rule 2

forum based terminology, first used on .org forum by iffylad, 21/06/09, on the infamous 'next doors daughter just saw my cock' thread.

'rule 2' - to supply the subject featured in 'rule 1' with a link to the thread about them.

"i just rule 2'd her"

hi there, your next door neighbour says that you caught a glimpse of his cock. he has posted a thread about it with lots of pictures of yourself and friends, going into detail about how much he would love to slot you. here is a link to the particular thread...

by .org December 4, 2009

rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

by Nostrum April 30, 2010

Rule #2

Quit Making Noise! Understand.

Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.

by TapeGuy May 27, 2008

rules 1 and 2

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

by Abdomumibinima April 20, 2007