Punjabi

A person orginating from Punjab india which is located in the Northern region of India. Most Punjabi's speak Hindi and are either Sikh or Hindu. Sikh Jatt Punjabis dislike Hindu Punjabis. Many are good in business. Punjabi men have higher sex drives and are aggressive. Punjabi men are also more likely to have marital affairs than South Indian men. Punjabi women usually work at home with their spouse and gain 40 pounds after marriage. Most Punjabis are usually lighter in complexion and compare it to the a story of north India being invaded by Alexander the Great. Although most Punjab's dislike Bengalis, they will surely eat Bengali sweets such as cham chams and ladoos.

Sanjay: Hey did you see Amar at the grocery store today? He owes me my money back for the property he bought.

Amir: Dude, that guy is Punjabi man, your'e not ever gonna see that cash again.

Sanjay: Damn cheap ass Punjabi's.

by OneSillyJatti May 21, 2010

punjabi

Decent people but also have a lot of sardars who get made fun of.

Ass wipes abcd "desi" kids who brag about shit their ancestors did.

From punjab = punjabi, decent people who have some douchebags.

by kikoinkokoland September 20, 2007

punjabi

the act of shoving a very large, painfull object up one's ass.

You can go punjabi yourself and the horse you rode in on.

by bbsg December 7, 2011

Punjabi

Brown skinned guys usualy hindhu or siek and are hard workers and are from punjab and are known to be dedicated people and good warriors like the hindhu's who protect the sorry asses of the ungrateful sieks.

look at that big pun i think he's from punjabi for sure

by Big desi ass pun March 3, 2009

Punjabi

When you're going down on an Indian girl and you get punched in the face.

I was going down on an Indian girl and then got punched in the face. She then asked me, "that was a great poon jab, ea" (Punjabi)?

by Crunk flakes March 9, 2017

punjabi

Punjabi is not a nationality or language. Punjabi is a condition that can take over anyone any time. This condition influences one to fuck his/her close realatives like, mother, sister, brother, uncle, aunty, grandma, grandpa and particularly brother's wife.

Damn, Harbajan fucked his sister-in-law in the ass so hard that she couldn't walk for days and when his brother found out he excused himself by claiming to be a punjabi.

by nankana sahib March 17, 2005

punjabi

a traditional religion consisting of consuming rat milk and rat pp

your'e invited to my punjabi rat milk ceremony!

by ppvv October 20, 2019