When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

pork chop by Jimmy Odoul May 1, 2006

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Pork chop

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero

Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!

Pork chop by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008

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a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment

1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?

pork chop by ghetto superstars vs suburbian sisters December 8, 2003

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