Extreme Planking 

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)

A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

Extreme Planking by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011

Snow Pinking 

The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.

Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!

Snow Pinking by mfnman1269 January 16, 2011

planking 

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!

planking by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011

Planking 

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

Planking by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

reverse planking 

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

reverse planking by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

planking 

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

planking by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011

Pinking 

Verb.
1. It's a thing when a woman is aroused so much that her labia presents itself.

2. Something fun to say aloud in the middle of a quiet office setting.

1. Joe - "Are you okay, Lauren."

Lauren - "I'm pinking so bad right now."

2.

Ali - "What do you think you're going to order from seamless?"

Meghan- "I was thinking Thai..."

Casey - "Pinking!"

Pinking by Les Vinyl July 23, 2013