ok plainedge is basicaly the best town ever.every weekend everyone just basically gets drunk or gets high as fuck. you either hang out at harmon packard or dunkin donuts. everyone in the town loves to fight. whenever there is a town fight no doubt you will have kids to back you up. but the kids to beat are of course d-block. whenever there is a town fight no one fights without them. other than that the only bad thing is the fuckin 11 and twelve grade jocks who fuckin always start shit with freshmen cause they think there tough but when it comes to there age there just pussies. thats all there is to plainedge, get drunk, high, or just start fights
plainedge is the shit
by pseudonym asdfl;kj January 22, 2009
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a school district in south eastern nassau county, (at least i think its south eastern) long island. its basically the leftovers of all the other schools surrounding it. plainedge goes into the towns of bethpage, seaford, north massapequa, massapequa, farmingdale, little parts of levittown, etc. the teachers suck and look at our myspaces. were good at football, wrestling, we're :-| at basketball, and not that many plainedge kids watch the baseball games, sorry. not many kids from the school hang out with each other, we all have our "friends" from island trees, massapequa, where-ever. the building is shit, why is there granite in the lobby? we should have gotten the new middle school and the packard kids could suck it. plainedge hates every other school, but everyone hangs out with kids frmo other schools. the freshman suck, every year we get a new batch of kids who tihnk theyre cool. i cant think of anything else, so im gonna go take my ADD medicine like 94% of the plainedge population. bye.
person 1: steve guttenberg went to plainedge yay!!!! yay!!!!
person 2: who cares.
by PLAiNEDGE February 19, 2007
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i'm sorry, but plainedge is most likely the SHITTIEST school district on the east coast. WE HAD TO BUILD A NEW MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE CEILINGS WERE COLLAPSING EVERY TIME IT RAINED. Think about it.
Island Trees, Massapequa, hell, even BETHPAGE. They're all better than Plainedge. maybe not bethpage though. >:|
by steve guttenberg LOL January 24, 2007
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plainedge or p-town is a happy no violance place were every one gets along... nott. thier a 4 main groups in plainedge stoners, jocks, goonsquad and slags other then that we dont care who u are. harmans is blown up and only little kids who try and act cool go thier. its true every one smokes and drinks but thats because its plainedge and thiers never anything to do. now every one wants to find A house to stay in to party but they end up going up to united skates were the little freshman cant find you. the cops dont give a shit about the older kids they only follow the lil ones and every time thiers a fight thier all thier making us look bad cause every one knows if the fight acually goes dowm thier all just gunna run anyway. so if u wanna fight come on down to united skates were the lil kids wont be nd youll see ppl.

p.s smoke all day drink all night
yo the po9 are hea they never get old with plainedge lets bounce alright lets go to dunkin donuts. oh man thier following us tonight now where back to harmons they wont come back thier.
by pee in a tree November 12, 2007
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plainedge has a couple of great qualities. some really sucky ones though too. we all pretty much just deal with eachother until somebody gets called out, then we're all there for eachother or at least to watch until it gets ugly. plainedge pretty much drinks their lives away, if not drinking...smoking. it has been like that for years and will probably be like that for the rest of its time as a district. it really is the greatest place to live. like honestly, we make more fun out of the side of a convience store then any other town i know. and whenever theres an open house, you know that the whole district will be there...no matter what.

ps. freshhys stay offf.moffs..
Just come over to plainedge and see what I mean.
by you know who it isss. January 31, 2008
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Shit school for shit people with shit teachers

i hate it here
frick Plainedge High School
by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020
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Ah plainedge the home of stoners and white people who say nigga way too much. Plainedge is the place where the staff probably has some type of mental retardation that prevents them from figuring out that all of Plainedge are smoking carts in the hallways. Speaking on hallways Plainedge is notorious for its plethora of fuckboys and thotties. Most of fuckboys are part of the football/wrestling team that is coached by an overgrown Mr.Clean . Most of the thots are trying to show off ass that they don't have🙃 . Plainedge pride I guess🙊.
I get my weed from Plainedge High School students.
by Thebigopa February 17, 2019
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