Chris Pearson is one of Americas foremost culinary artists. Born and raised in Seattle he began his career at Starbucks. He rose up through the ranks of Starbucks and managed many starting stores leading them to lucrative sucess through a hard work ethic and a passion for customer service. After a disagreement with Starbucks management Pearson left his highly sucessful career to work at Camp Sheppard. Here he perfected a variety of classic American dishes, like meatloaf and Catfish with the assistance of assistant cook Bryce Phillips. Chris Pearson also patented his signature garlic sauce which brought him international attention. Since then Chris Pearson continues to experiment in his kitchen he calls a laboratory looking for the perfect blend of spices to make the sauces he is famous for. He has been a guest on a variety of Food Network shows and has taught seminars at some of the West Coast's most prestigious resturants Breweries and Steakhouses
happy customer "Damm thats a good roll". Chris Pearson, "all I did was baiste on some garlic sauce right before the rolls were fully cooked so it could sink it to the very essence of the bread"
by chinghis Khan September 6, 2006
Joe Pearson is that legend at university who is hated by women for no reason but the lads absolutely love him.
"Is that Joe Pearson?!"
by SwanLovingTeen February 26, 2018
A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
by vengefulmoose February 7, 2010
by Parkers Owner June 1, 2004
by Bonnie Pearson February 1, 2017
Josh Pearson is a type of person who flexes on his belongings but cannot put an outfit together. He often winds people up to get attention off the girls. He has crushes on girls who are scruffs but denies it when confronted about it . We all love josh Pearson
by Leighton clarkson November 19, 2019
by Mj.pp big June 12, 2020