An antique horny god who blesses you weiner with horny intent. Ancient people used to pray him to get rid of erectile dysfunction.
Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.
Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*
Have you prayed Paxton today?
by pmku December 20, 2020
Billy: Hey, Timmy! Do you want to hang out today!?
Timmy: Sorry, Billy, but I'm going to Paxton this weekend.
Billy: *Hopes and dreams ruined*
Timmy: Sorry, Billy, but I'm going to Paxton this weekend.
Billy: *Hopes and dreams ruined*
by Spaghetti016 September 12, 2009
by Ganguuu October 21, 2019
A unusually white-large assed girl. She has curly hair that resembles pubic hair. No big deal though. She has an odd sex noise and ride's a purple bike usually. Be aware when around one. They do bite.
by shannon369 February 11, 2009
A larger, generally obese woman whos only intention is to climb her own social ladder. Paxton will do or say anything to hurt you. A very very easy girl to sleep with all she needs is a few vodkas. Just a big white slut bag
Person " what happened to your friend paxton?
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
by andromeada November 20, 2013
A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
"I'll always love you" Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
by thotpotato January 1, 2019
by vow April 13, 2007