Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
by PINAPHILE March 10, 2009
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A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.
Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF
by Weenzey April 25, 2010
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Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF
by animalcraker July 27, 2009
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Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.
by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009
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Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!
I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!
by Detroiteah November 17, 2010
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Encouragement of sexual activity between too people. Stands for, "Penetrate It Like Fuck".
"She's hot."
"PILF!"
by alanc32 September 11, 2011
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Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF
“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”
by DumbFuckKaleb August 1, 2022
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