noop

How Russian people say "noob", especially in games such as CS:GO and Dota 2

cyka blyat u r noop! pidar rush B no stop idi nahui!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Noop

A complex combination between the two words, noob and poop. A nooper is a noob, who is also an extreme pooper. Often pronounced in a high shrieking voice to imitate all the little noobs that play too much xbox live and have no life.

Variarions of Noop: Nooper, UltraNoop, Noopstar, Nooptar, Noopzilla, Noop-Rex, Noop, Noopagram (how many noops you are), Noopking, and pretty much anything else including Noop.

NOOP!

by Noopzilla May 11, 2009

noops

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

by FSU2013 January 27, 2013

noop

A poop taken in the nude, i.e. a nude poop. To defecate whilst completely naked.

"Samy's in the bathroom taking a noop: a nude poop."
"Why does he take his clothes off every time he poops? So weird."

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Noop

Somebody who knows what they are doing but not very good at doing it. Differing from a noob.

Evolved from nincompoop

How did you miss the ball you noop

by Bleachedsmiles February 1, 2017

Noop

To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”

Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual January 1, 2018