Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 17, 2010

Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart November 23, 2015

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 11, 2006

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox February 29, 2016