mordecai

a cool awesome sexy mf who needs a cool awesome obsessive and clingy bf or gf soooooo bad she is so cool and sexy who wants her fr

“you know mordecai?”
“omg yessss i want her so bad dudeeee”

by jncofart May 25, 2022

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

by Cleverun May 14, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021

Mordecai and the Rigbys

A fire band from the legendary TV show Regular Show. Most remembered for they’re epic lip syncing.

Man that new Mordecai and the Rigbys song hit different

by Gayrat Willingspam August 1, 2020