Mathew 

Probably a nerd
Make fun of him by saying mathematician or something algebra related.
Per example:

Hey Mathew!

what
Mathematics are cool
Fuck off

Mathew by oxilac_meth March 19, 2022

Mathew 

There is ew in his name for a reason. He is an ugly piece of shit that can't mind his own damn business. Hes the ugliest kid you will ever meet.He loves drama. Be careful telling Mathew your secrets because he can't keep any. All of the ugly girls like him. He can never keep a relationship.

girl#1: ew who is that?
girl#2: his name must be Mathew

Mathew by C3T6 November 20, 2019

mathew 

an incredibly gorgeous rugby player from Durham

mathew james tait(shotley bridge)

mathew by alexis lane June 17, 2008

Mathew 

A Retard

Mathew is a retard

Mathew by Gabe Anderson March 11, 2019

Mathew 

Mathew. He is kind of a huge ass nerd. But he is the most kind-hearted boi you will ever meet. He is also an innocent little bean. in fact, his head be shaped like a garbanzo bean. But, he has a has the booty, and that makes him good. He is aslo very funny. He knows a little bit about everything. We love him>

Mathew is love.

Mathew by ImBabie1 September 12, 2019

Mathew 

Mathew a very smart talented cutie. He has the best eyes in the world reminds me of a misty green blue lagoon that is crystal blue in the sun. Is a beasttt at cricket and basketball and his 3s are on point. Has the most sexy legs in the universe and there is no doubt about it also has the strongest calf muscles ever. His goofy personality and joyful heart always has the best opinions and is incredibly good at helping his girlfriend out in fashion. And how could I forget the most adorable laugh EVER!. This boy will steal your heart and make it melt cause he sure didn’t it to me ❤️

Mathew and his ocean eyes🥰🤩

Mathew by Alessia.S November 24, 2018

Mathew 

A short person

Mathew you are so short, why?

Mathew by Emithew March 27, 2022