chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...
" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
by molly was a good girl June 19, 2005
Have you seen the way Stephanie is walking that's because she got a dirty Marla last night and her ass is killing her
by Carrot 6969 November 4, 2019
That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
by KingwoodMoms April 11, 2018
noun/adjective MOUR-EA-LAE BOU-HOE
1. Is a person or adjective describing a girl with a big dick and looks transgender.
2. Used to say that the person they are talking about is a transgender hoe.
1. Is a person or adjective describing a girl with a big dick and looks transgender.
2. Used to say that the person they are talking about is a transgender hoe.
by ChEmOtH3RaPy July 11, 2018
by ema..... August 21, 2006
A woman who's bottom looks like a banana nut muffin, that fingers with her crispy crunchy cookie-fun loving banana finger nails.
Cookie Marla fucked her muffin vagg with her crispy cookie crunchy banana fingers. Now she smells like a moldy muffin.
by Sausagesmashdaddy January 12, 2017
noun MOUR-EA-LAE BOU-HOE
Is a person or adjective describing a thot with a big dick and looks transgender.
Is a person or adjective describing a thot with a big dick and looks transgender.
by GAYBO123 July 10, 2018