a town where guidos fight the poser ghetto kids and skaters. also the jewish kids who think there italian go around and mess with the "hood" kids who live in mansions. In this town adults dont feel like doing any thing themselves so they hire a mexican to do it.
poser guido jewish kid: yo dont i look like a cool guido right off the streets of brooklyn. im the coolest kid in manalapan.
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
by i am better than u!!! December 20, 2007
by fershizzle November 18, 2004
A school full of pussies who can't fight 1 on 1. Every fight consists of two people who actually have a reason to fight and their friends who must fight with them to make up for the lack of skill between those two. A school full of drug heads and wanna-be drug heads, both are one chromosome away from down syndrome. And like any other school, we have sluts and whores who get banged like a salvation army drum.
Where can I go to witness the worst fighting ever, buy some pot, and bring a hooker home for the night?
Manalapan High School
Manalapan High School
by I am better than you March 28, 2005
fucking dumbass bitches who try so very hard to be popular when in reality no one gives a fuck. ur cool if u vape and do drugs and ur a loser if u don’t dress or act like a fucking whore. girls dont have a sense of style w them ugly ass ugg slippers, leggings, and a crop top. god help you if you’re emo. boys wear shorts in fucking 40 degree weather and also have no goddamn sense of style
everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade
fucking leave this town immediately
everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade
fucking leave this town immediately
colts neck hs kid: did u hear another 8th grader from mpan got arrested for giving head in the matress section of macy’s?
howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan
howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan
by ihatempan June 8, 2022