A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.
Carl: Hey Josh want to watch In The Night garden
Josh: only if we can both do the Dirty Makka Pakka
by KaleidoscopeAnal June 6, 2021
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Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

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by October 20, 2020
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A Makka is a person that simps for Hav0cWolf. He also tends to like younger women.

A Makkas dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.

Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.

A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."
Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.
by October 20, 2020
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A Makka's dad tends to be very abusive alot of the time hence he has to simp for Hav0c.

Makkas are normal fully bald (hair and genitals) by the age of 13.

A very common quote for a Makka is "I like yo cut g."
Look at that dude simping for Hav0c, that's definetly a Makka..

Look at that guys hair, he must be a real Makka.
by pedroamc1 October 20, 2020
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