Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.
by Jeffphff May 21, 2011
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Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."
by Octopusswah June 28, 2006
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The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.
All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
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wearing fresh clothes like your attending a formal lunch
Christian's swag is awesome today, he's stuntin like luncheon.
by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017
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"Let's Do Luncheon!"
by Rumble71 March 4, 2022
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When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman
A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon
by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021
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