Logan

Logan Can kill thanos, nuts every day during no-nut november and then proceeds to not nut until november comes again, can kill ultra instinct shaggy by dabbing on him, has a 40 inch shlong, is a sex magnet, has the power of god and anime on his side, eats ass like kakyoin licks cherries, haz better za warudo and can omae wa mu shindaru you instantly.

Logan will kill you if you oppose him.

by The Emperor420 February 17, 2020

Logan

Logan is a dork but we love him.
He has an addiction to Raman and tea. He’s a bit special but he has a big heart.

Logan did u eat all the ramen in the house???
Logan did u eat ramen for 5 days straight?!

by Verbum May 28, 2019

the logan

having sex with the floor; to bang the floor. To throw yourself toward the ground and pop back up repeatedly while banging the floor

That girl was doing the logan yesterday! She was pretty into it.

by Loganster March 12, 2008

logan

My crush. The most amazing guy ive ever met. Very lovable and rly kind and special guy.

I like you a lot Logan

by cutie6901 November 8, 2020

logan

Logan is usually a short stupid asshole in a kind of good way. He needs to be supported by his friends and if not he will DIE. But he is a nice, creative, and smart person.

logan has been stupid lately.

by jack2289 October 13, 2019

Logan

Smart and nerdy. Usually trys to prove his point. Doesn't like to admit failure. Shows no emotion. Very salty. "Accidentally" makes dad jokes. Loves a specific brand of Jelly

"Where's Logan?"
"Eating Crofters and making a 12 page essay on why he's right"

by Iznightwing March 6, 2019

Logan :)

A man with a VERY big penis. Also referred to as "Mr Shlong" and "Big Dick Man", Logan is an a person who's dick knows no boundaries. All Logans suffer from what is known as "Horse Cock Syndrome" where their cock is so long that it lays on the floor whilst in the shower. If you know a Logan, you know its true.

"Uh oh, here comes Mr Shlong!"
" Oh my! Look at Logan :)"

by TotallyNotLogan November 14, 2022