Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

by Mr. Homophobia August 01, 2023

limpy card

limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.

Hey I love you soo much, can I have your limpy card??

by Duckyioi May 14, 2023

Limpy

When your penis fails to get erect to perform a sexual act.

‘Damn I’ve got a limpy’ said Dave

by PopDemon79 April 27, 2025

Limpy

To stick a limp phallus into an anus, and the receiver of the phallus will squeeze the phallus until it’s hard and ejaculates.

Matt got a limpy by little Jason. He barely felt it at first.

by Philip miasso September 24, 2023

Limpy

This will happen when a man takes a medicine that will not let him get a boner it will be a limpy penis

You can not satisfy me with a limpy penis

by Chunkiechula July 11, 2021