The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.
“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”
by p1ssk1nk321 July 25, 2021
“Levi Ackerman please make me your maid, I shall clean for you everyday.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
“Levi Ackerman likes to clean.”
by Kirruaahh November 1, 2020
by Arminsbabymomma September 26, 2020
the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.
by gayforzendaya January 31, 2022
Levi Ackerman is 5’2 and kills Titans from Attack on Titan he LOVES kids not like Hisoka tho.He’s around 30 to 34 years old and he’s doing better than Shane Dawson
Levi Ackerman is doing better than Shane Dawson
by Kuroos wife 😃✌🏻 March 2, 2021
by Random guy 69420 August 24, 2021