Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009

Lazy Susan

When 2 guys are at side by side urinals and someone runs up and rotates guy 1 so he pees on the feet of guy 2.

Mike used Jesse to lazy susan me.

by Rocket Saus October 18, 2008

Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

by VersaceSomebodyShotME February 5, 2009

Lazy Susan

The act of a woman spinning 360 degrees on a males penis while preforming intercourse.

My and my wife got bored so we tried the Lazy Susan.

by zskibum October 20, 2010

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020