Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.
We're in some real pretty Umpa Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!
What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!
Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?
What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!
Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?
by shelax October 14, 2006
Michael is such an umpa-lumpa
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by Boxbatter2022 July 28, 2022
My Husband....lol
by suzie fierro January 8, 2004
A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)
by Big Trigg July 31, 2006
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