konk

a person with a really big fucking nose

hutchings you got a big konk you gay bastard

by Tyrone March 11, 2005

Konk

The shit that gets stuck in one's ass hair.

I took a huge shit and now i have major konk.

by Michael Laporte December 6, 2007

konk

the little noise the car makes when you press on the horn a little.. but not too much, you know?

justin: konk
sammi: what
justin: yk when u honk a horn a little

sammi: oh yea konk

by Justin Glucose March 24, 2020

konk

Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.

"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."

"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."

"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."

"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."

"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"

"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."

by gingernick February 24, 2019

Konk

A big nose

Boy: oi oi, lads! He’s got a big konk!
Man: Oi simon what you playing at, aye you seen yours? Oh my bad, all the mirrors broke like your iphone screen!
Lads: AYEEEEE

by Air-ial November 3, 2018

Konk

Used to describe people failing things like exercises.
E.g bench press

Mainly used when people get hurt and snap themselves up.

Holy shit that guy respected the Konk

That guy konked out on the bench press

by Dr.TrenCock January 23, 2019

Konk

"konk" a racial slur describing Koreans, because if Japanese = Japs, Chinese = Chinks, Koreans = Konk.

All these gaming konks are better than us Americans.

by Leonidas P. January 8, 2018