Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.
Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
by Knob Killer October 06, 2008
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Knob

by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017
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Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.
Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.
by Dave Shay September 11, 2019
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Knob

A term of endearment to one who posesses a head/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive organ.
by Handy Man April 07, 2005
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Knob

A slut. Everyone uses the knob on a door, just like everyone uses a slut; thus, sluts=knobs
That knob's pussy was so loose i couldnt get my dick up.
by your-just-jealous August 07, 2008
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Knob

The word 'Knob' defines a microphone/speaker.
This word is mainly used in the UK so do look out for British people who has a knob
How much Knobs do you have? I like the quality of your knob
by Maxxxson December 30, 2021
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Knob

A well established term in the rocketry hobby which refers to a person who realizes hobby rocketry is just that, a hobby. A knob isn't planning on going to the moon anytime soon, and has no trouble playing with toy rockets. A knob doesn't mind rocket motors that are less then 100% effecient, as long as they have some sort of cool visual effect.
Wow, that guy that flew the green flame motor is a real knob!
by The Origninal Knob™ May 24, 2007
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