by Courtneyyy January 5, 2008
The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.
When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.
he is basicaly god <3
When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.
he is basicaly god <3
by Kaitlyn Swinggg April 2, 2008
Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.
He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3
Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D
He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3
Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D
by <3Hannah<3 September 3, 2007
the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.
girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?
girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey
girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey
by Xd4n137x0rx August 23, 2008
by awesomeperson October 7, 2007
The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010