The number before two.
Juan (1), 2, 3, ....
by Y0U_KN0W September 27, 2008
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Juan is the type of person that has a unique outlook on life, he's mindset is one in a million. Juan is known for being quiet and shy, but also very loud once he gets comfortable. Juan isn't the type to judge anyone, because he accepts that no one is perfect, not even himself. But most importantly Juan is Juan of a kind (see what I did there). Juan is also the type to help those in need, even if he gains nothing in return. This definition of the name Juan is based solely on the experience of my life, so sorry if this doesn't resemble your personality, we are all unique. So next time you meet someone with the name juan, don't be quick to judge because he might just surprise you ;)
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb, just juan.
by El Juanito chiquito September 3, 2019
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Juan is a kind young dinosaur who roared its way its out of his fathers vagina. Anyone who is friends with a Juan will be gay for the rest of their lives because juans large and juicy dick will attract all genders
The wild juans blue clothing made my panties wet and my panties were strangely placed on my door
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The most adorable boy you will ever meet. He's a huge dork and you will love him forever if you meet him. He's basically completely perfect. He's a real guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile on your worst days and feel like you're worth way more than you think. The only thing is he'll make you worry nonstop! You will never want to leave his side.
Person 1: Oh my god, I just met the most perfect person ever!
Person 2: Must be a Juan.
by pio_pio September 10, 2011
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Juan is one of Kind who has a skill and also very charming at the same time. He has very sexy voice which you wanna hear the first when you wake up and for the last thing of your day. He is very kind in public like no one would ever know he goes fucking rough on a bed.
-how do you pronounce your name?
-it’s Juan
-eh? Like ‘one’?
-yea everyone says that lol
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The best guitar player on the planet. He is so hot you will just melt. He is very sweet and genuine. No one is better. He is also very stubborn.
That guy Juan will be famous one day.
by Mkhljhj September 13, 2014
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Juan is the realest nigga you ever meet. He will also beat any niggas ass especially if their name is Kevin.
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