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a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.
Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.
Junked by Joe2009 October 13, 2009
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Jonked janked Junked joned Jonker jocked jonkey Jooked jonned jorked
To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.
Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.
Jenked by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

De Jonged 

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.
De Jonged by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.
janked by LooP February 19, 2004
To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.
My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.
Joinked by VPOB July 2, 2017