a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.
by dohc November 12, 2008

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.
" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
by WhatsInAName??? June 08, 2010

"That johnson over there looks like a good place to eat"
(In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"
(In reference to a park bench) "we can take seat on that johnson right there"
by Odulya Like Semin April 14, 2015

Dude I just johnsoned.
I johnson and drive all the time.
He just out-johnsoned me!
She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.
I johnson and drive all the time.
He just out-johnsoned me!
She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.
by AdamShitz June 07, 2011

by Crazydude108 October 02, 2015

by Longurbandic21 November 28, 2015

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2010
