What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer
I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me
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Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.
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Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
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His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. July 28, 2008
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The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
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John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.
John smith yuh is awesome.
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