by StreetsOnLock June 6, 2018
by doesnt matter, whatever October 20, 2008
The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.
McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).
Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.
May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).
Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.
May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he's not black!
Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
Vote John McCain -- he is George W. Bush!
Vote John McCain -- he's not black!
Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
by McCain Unable September 11, 2008
Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!
Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.
Dude#1: Oh your right!!
Both: Laughing
Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.
Dude#1: Oh your right!!
Both: Laughing
by Urban Prufesur January 1, 2009
1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.
2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.
3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.
3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."
by Huey Duey September 1, 2008
A respectible Republican senator from Arizona. Served in Vietnam, and was a Republican Primary candidate before (unfortunately) being defeated by George W Bush.
by RHS Student November 4, 2004