the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul
p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb
by DADDY BABY MAMA May 17, 2018
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It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”
Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22
by Frankie geee October 27, 2019
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Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.
No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.
by UberChoob May 24, 2006
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a girl that is popular, funny, knows how to dress and is rich. she has an amazing body (which everyone wants) everyone looks up to her because she is like a goddess. she always knows how to make someone’s day better, even though she might have a bitch stare. she’s just mad gorgeous. girls like ione have a lot of friends (preferably guys) and have people wanting a relationship with her since forever. but if you get on ione’s bad side things tend to be a little rough on you for the next few years or the rest of your life..
“oh my gosh is that ione? shes gorgeous and has an amazing body!”
i heard that jacob messed with ione and now he doesn’t have friends.. yikes.”
by AlissaBrandon February 10, 2019
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it is a lazy way of saying i don't. i don't know how that makes any sense.
by monamona July 8, 2018
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An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. In more humorous uses, it can 'ironically' segue into something actually strongly related to the first topic. Compare BTW.
... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.
by adick87 February 11, 2008
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A excellent paintball gun. At the price of 285 it comes with ramping and break beam eyes. Competes with gun 2x or 3x it's price. Made by Smart Parts inc.
by Paint Freak 98 April 4, 2005
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