Howard is that guy who pretends to like u and calls u best friend but he's such a lying whore even if u help him however u can with the weird thing he does when hes stressed. Hes a whore and thats why u will never trust him.
Hes also gay.
Me :Howard I appreciate u so much
Howard: *Seen*
by zombiedom77 March 18, 2020
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This common surname derives from the phrase "Hog Warden", the name of one of the most important of the Officers of an English Feudal Manor. (Sources: an online document dating from Feudal England and a segment of the late John Ciardi's wonderful radio program.)
My brother's name, strangely enough, was Howard.
by Phil I. Buster September 26, 2010
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1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
by FooFoo the Bunny March 3, 2009
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To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.
by slicknes1977 November 3, 2010
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Someone that is gorgeous beyond compare to anyone you'll ever meet but be careful because he isn't one to have serious relationship. He's a badboy and usually has hazel eyes and brown or black hair. Even if he says some things that don't make sense sometimes you'll still love him anyway. You will love him no matter what even if he makes you upset. Howard is very romantic
Howard made me so mad when he did that but I still love him anyway
by Princessty April 10, 2017
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1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
by Phoebator February 9, 2008
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Girls dorm at Notre Dame (although originally a guys' dorm). Second smallest girls dorm after Badin. Hosts Howard Halliday, a school-wide marshmallow roast, every winter. Also is known for the Howard Hoedown and the Howard Bone Marrow Drive. The Ducks are one of the most spirited dorms on campus, and in many people's opinions the best girl dorm on campus! Sister dorm of Sorin College AND St. Ed's...thats right, the dorm is soo cool it gets not one but TWO brother dorms (while most everyone else gets a measley one)
Who are we?
Howard Hall.
What do we do?
QUACK!
by Howard Duck June 5, 2006
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