Commonly referred to the sexual position when a female provides felacio to a man while he is propped on a toilet engaging in fecal discharge. The lesbian version is referred to as the "Twisted Sister".
After a long days work, and dinner at a chinese buffet nothing can top the double sensation of a Hot Karl.
by westminster March 26, 2006
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When a boss gets pissed off at a subordinate, often turning purple in the act of the scream, and demands rapid resolution even if it must be done after hours or over the weekend. Most Hot Karl's are caused because the work was never actually assigned by the boss, who is ignorant of that important detail. Oftentimes a Hot Karl is interrupted by another Hot Karl which immediately trumps the first version, which is promptly forgotten.
Damn, I just got Hot Karled. Boss just demanded a spreadsheet with 15 variables that we don't track. He screamed that he needed it right then. I don't even know what he is talking about!?!!
by Brad Berkwitt February 17, 2009
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A Hot Karl involves trying to shit on somebody face
David Cox loves to give me hot karls.
by Heather January 21, 2003
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The act of shitting on your partners plastic wrapped face.
Honey, make sure to wrap your face tight with plastic wrap so I can hot Karl all over your face without giving you pink eye.
by Dikarydoepender July 26, 2019
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the act of giving a blowjob to a man while he is defecating.
A hot karl is a very stinky hummer.

When we told her about what a hot karl is she seemed unphased as if she had done it before.
by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008
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When profesional bow hunter Matthew Karl performs vaginal conalingus, while penetrating her in the anus with a bow and arrow.
Fuck man, after bow and arrow practice on wednesday Kenesey was so wet in her panties that she actually saic no to straight up sex, and let me hot karl her.
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Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 5, 2003
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